It is just under a half hour until the next 24 episode and I figured I would get everyone in the mood for the episode by sharing a website I found recently. It entertains the debate of who is better....Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris.
The Bauer File:
If you are reading this, Jack Bauer has spared your life.
Jack Bauer doesn't use Viagra, Viagra uses Jack Bauer.
As a Kid on Halloween Jack Bauer was given pennies instead of candy by a neighbor, that neighbor? Jimmy Hoffa.
Jack Bauer killed J.R.
Sonny Bono once cut Jack Bauer off while skiing. Once.
At railroad crossings, trains stop for Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer knows what you did in Vegas.
The government started Daylight Savings Time so Jack Bauer could rest.
Jack Bauer doesn't get haircuts, he just simply tells his hair not to grow.
When Jesus gets scared he prays to Jack Bauer.
Last years Tsunami was not a result of an earthquake like reported, however, was a result of Jack Bauer entering a cannon ball competition.
The Norris File:
Look over both shoulders, if you don't see anything, chances are Chuck Norris is sneaking up on you; you have less than a minute to live.
Dominoes once delivered Chuck Norris' Pizza in over 30 minutes. Let's just say he is the reason why they ended that policy.
Christopher Reeve owed Chuck Norris $10, Chuck Norris evened the score.
Chuck Norris once cleared 30 acres of woodland forest with just 3 roundhouse kicks.
If you drink Pop Rocks and Cola, Chuck Norris will rip your insides out and use your organs to make a change purse.
God owes Chuck Norris several favors.
Chuck Norris kicked his way out of his mother's womb, 3 months premature. He was tired of waiting.
I think we all know who wins...
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